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  • "Oh sorry, sometimes I sleep with my eyes open... Are we in Florida yet?"
  • "I LOVE penguins."
  • "ASHTON IS MY BFFFFFFF!"
  • "I would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse. It's frustrating."
  • "Hey, hey, Michael. What is life?"
  • " i appreciate penguins."
  • "only Petunia can judge me."
  • "I hate this band"
  • "Petunia is my girlfriend she is gorgeous!"
  • "Petunia is the light of my life."
  • " Taking the pants down fits with the image of the band."
  • " yOuR nEvEr gOnNa mAkE iT"
  • "It sounds a bit loud for an acoustic set Calum"
  • "the bODACIOUS"
  • "You fake betch"
  • “Friendship is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.”
  • "Cause we could, feeeeel something's broken" *punches air* "MY HEART"
  • "Hey we're 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? Hey we're Foive Secuhnds of Summah."
  • "I don't know who I am"
  • "Gaffer? I've never heard Gaffer before."